世界上最好的廣告!!!

(因為近兩星期忙得要命~~所以沒有寫blog...)

新加坡的基督教团体, 买了当地报纸头版下方, 用上帝留话的方式, 白底黑字, 一天一则地, 打了十天的广告:

1.What do I have to do to get your attention? Take out an ad in the paper?
< 怎样才可以让你留意我? 是不是要在报纸中抽起一个广告?>
                                                                         --God

2.If I gave you everything you asked for, where would you put it?
< 要是你祈求的我全数给你, 你要用哪些地方来摆它们?>
                                                                         --God

3.If you think the Mona Lisa is stunning, you should look at my
     masterpiece. In the mirror.
< 如果你认为蒙娜莉莎的微笑精彩绝伦, 你应该看看我的大作, 就是镜中的你!>
                                                                         --God

4.Don't forget your umbrella, I might water the plants today.
< 别忘了带雨伞, 今天我也许要灌溉植物!>
                                                                         --God

5.If you miss the sunrise I made for you today, never mind.I'll make
      you another one tomorrow.
< 假如你错过了我今天为你预备的日出, 不要紧! 我明天再为你预备一个!>
                                                                         --God

6.I hat rules. That's why I only made ten of them.
< 我讨厌戒条! 所以我只定了十条而已!>
                                                                         --God

7.It's not the end of the world. Not until I say so, anyway.
< 世界末日还没到, 除非是由我亲口说出来的那个日子!>
                                                                         --God

8.Of course I have a sense of humor. I gave you the platypus, didn't I?
< 我当然有幽默感! 我不是为你们创造了鸭嘴兽?>
                                                                         --God

9.How can you possibly be a self-made man? I specifically recall
      recall creating you.
< 你怎会不是由我创造的? 我特别记得清楚怎样创造你!>
                                                                         --God

10.Nietzche is dead.
< 尼采已死!>
                                                                         --God
( 这个广告最受广告人赞赏, 因为尼采的名句是"God is dead.", 但现在由神说出一个事实"Nietzche is
        dead.", 的确很有震撼力啊!)