Argument between Christy and David

Christy: David, come and take a bath now

David: Ok, coming

C: Why do you need me to bath you?

D: Because you are bigger

C: Well if I am bigger, why don’t you listen to me?

D: Well you are bigger but you are not better.

C: Fine then, you just bath yourself.

D: I am bathing myself now

C: Just bath then, stop talking

D: I have to talk

C: Why?

D: Because I am clever

C: Fine, I am leaving (left the bathroom immediately).

(D started crying)

Me: Christy, why don’t you bath your brother?

C: Well he said he is clever, if he is so clever, he can bath himself (went back in the bathroom).

D: You still need to bath me Christy you know (still crying)

C: Why?

D: Because when Edith is not here, you need to bath me

C: Why?

D: Because Mammy said so.

C: OKaaaaaaaay

D: You don’t need to shout Christy

C: I am not shouting

D: Yes you are

C: No I am not

D: Yes you are

C: Mammy told you to wash your face

D: But if I wash my face, the water will come into my eyes

C: Well you also washed your face last night

D: Yes and it hurt my eyes

C: Do it again then so you will get used to it.

D: Christy, you are so bad.