One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear child, why a...

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Some comments given by our leaders... BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wante...

一、不對不要緊 兒子：「爸爸，你替我作數學功課好不好？」父親：「當然不行，那是不對的。」孩子鼓勵的說：「作得不對也不要緊，只要替我作就得了。」 二、什麼叫懶惰 陳老師出了個作文...

Teacher: Christy where were you? You weren't here the last two hours. Christy: I went out to get a hair cut. Teacher: You went out to get a hair cut during the school...

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning...Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. &...

During the class, the teacher of Sunday school asked the 4-year-old kids this question: between spider man and Jesus, which one is more powerful? The kids went dead silent for ...

IT’S NOT DIFFICULT TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY, A MAN ONLY NEEDS TO BE:     1. a friend     2. a companion     3. a lover  &...

一個十歲的小學生發現五年級的數學實在是他這一生中最難的功課。 所有家教、同學、CD教學片、教科書，但都沒用。 最後父母決定把孩子轉進私立小學，不是普通的私立小學，而是一所天主教學校...

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded it from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the Flower and Jewe...

A mother takes his only son to market. The son is so adorable and so cute that every one in the market likes him and gives him different kinds of sweets. This lady sm...