Candidate

Hi, I'm running for President. Here's my agenda.

I'd like to provide 15 years of free education to everyone. You heard right, 15 years. Yeah I know it's gonna be a lot of money so here's my plan. I'd like to raise income tax to 500%. For every dollar you earn, you'll have to pay 5 dollars to the government. I understand it's a lot to ask from you but hey you got free education. I'd like to raise property tax to 600%. Hey, free education remember? Sales tax to 777%. That's a very lucky number. Did I miss anything?

Stop working. Stop owning property. Stop buying. Let's go to school!