You're such a perfectionist. You're such a workaholic. You know everyone hates you, right? But I don't think that's going to bother you. Comes the day when you break down, I'll be the first to step on your face.
I don't want to know, so please stop telling me. Why you have to talk about your intimate relationship over and over again? I mean, I don't want to know if you're ma...
I'm going to get me a record deal, enter the show biz, and make lots of money. In my debut album, I'll make a really pop song. I have the title already. The song is call...
I mean, don't ask me why. Just follow the order, because that's work. Finish the task first, and hate yourself later. I don't care how much time it takes. I don'...
Take me to a party. Thanks but no thanks. I'd rather stay home. I'd rather be alone, because that sounds like a less lonely idea to me, at least a lot less lonely than g...
We love things that are artificial. What a world we've become. Potato chips that taste like fresh potatoes. Apple juice that tastes sweeter than fresh apples. Strawberry ice...
You want money, so we give you a raise.You want to take a break, so we give you a vacation. You want to play safe, so we buy you insurance.You want to see the world, so we offer...
So you're rich, but you have no courtesy or dignity whatsoever, bullshit!I'm not rich, and I don't want your money, but at least I have dignity. You can't shake ...
The Typing Monster is back.If you can't type as fast as The Typing Monster, it will come out of your computer monitor, and eat your fingers like they were Kentucky Fried Chi...
Looking for a babysitter. Child molester preferred. Looking for a songwriter. If you got no rhythm, consider yourself hired.Looking for a movie critic. For narrow-minded people ...
