I can train you

It's official i've passed my course in Training and Assessment so I can now in Australia offically train people in any field. Since i'm a graphic designer it's only logical that i'll be training students in design and if everything goes to plan i'll be training in April part time. I was offered part time or full time but maybe I should start off with a part time work load to see how things would go.

Happy New Year for Tomorrow

I learnt this year a guy must do something on Valentine's day the hard way after an argument about not doing anything this year. Long story short the next day I ordered flowers and when Vivian got home they were waiting for her and she was no longer mad at me. So i've made a mental note of the florist for any future mistakes or dates like Birthdays and Anniversarys.

I've decided I need another drunk story that my friend Kat can tell people since she tells the same story over and over so next friday i'm going to get stupidly drunk just so she has a new story. She always brings up the story where we went to star bucks and I supposedly pushed inline to order cheese cake. From what I remember we were next inline or people were dawdling and I decided to take affirmative action. But Kat always says that pushed inline then fell asleep after I ate cheese cake. The Tuna pussy story is way more entertaining then that but that's only brought up when we goto burlesque shows. But i'm not drunk in the story but Peter is and until you've heard the story it makes no sense. So since i've brought it up I might as well expand on "Tuna Pussy".

One night after going to a show me and Peter goto Subway to order ourselves some subs and Peter decided he'd pay for mine and this is where it all begins. I order a Tuna sub and he out right refused me to have a Tuna sub and ordered two of whatever he was ordering. "there is no way i'm paying for a Tuna Sub ... ****ing pussy" this is then followed up with random loud blurting of "TUNA!???? .... *****ING PUSSY!". I couldn't stop laughing neither could the staff who kept giggling about the whole fiasco. The staff would giggle whenever they said "tuna pussy" to each other then them selves. Peter is great fun when he's drunk I laugh my ass off 90% of the time and he's twice as funny when he has an angry rant about random stuff.


I've decided to go through the first six units of my teach yourself cantonese course again since i'm having trouble remembering words and how to pronouce them. After that or while i'm working on them i'll start on unit eight. The course is 26 units with three or four review units so it's pretty through.