SWISS - 好慢, 好省的航空公司

考完3小時的試就正式出發回香港...
搭1點的火車到LONDON ST. PANCRAS...
準時上火車, 準時到LONDON...GOOD!
再搭underground的picadily line到terminal 2...
那輛列車好焗...呼吸得好辛苦=.=....
搭左45分鐘終於都到左terminal 2...
就到冇人排隊既SWISS counter check-in...
係departure lounge呆等2小時...
那時最好就是吃一排Kit Kat...喝一點水消磨時間...

LX 327
From: London/Heathrow
To: Zurich
Depart: 1835
Arrive: 21:20

個位好正LOR!!!!真皮椅...綽綽有餘的LEG ROOM!
瑞士人做野行路好慢...
慢到機長要開ANNOUNCEMENT話
"Ladies and gentlemen, we apologise to start boarding lately due to the late landing in London. May I ask you to take your seat quickly and then we take off as soon as possible, thank you."
就到跑道時有10架飛機等起飛...
睇住國泰CX250起飛...<<唔係呢班機FULL左, 我可能已經在呢架機上面-__->>
幸運地畀我地插隊成功...快速起飛...
原定1835起飛...搞下搞下1855先起到...
航程當中, 派餐點...TURKEY HAM SANDWICH AND DRINK
只剩下20分鐘就降落, 空姐空少仍在收緊垃圾=.=...
降落ZURICH (KLOTEN) INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT...
我發現一樣野...SWISS 在地面TAXI既時候都係超速的..
超快速泊埋GATE到...

一到機場...好焗LOR!...
大大的機場得小貓三四隻...
整個機場都係用紅色同黑色做主調...
其餘都係保持原有的石屎顏色...
TRANFER只需20分鐘...
好方便...SECURITY CHECK又快...
畀個GOOD你...

很可惜...一上到另一架飛機...完全唔掂...

LX138
From: Zurich
To: Hong Kong
Depart: 2245
Arrive: 1640+1

遲遲都唔OPEN BOARDING...
等左好耐好耐...
入到機艙...窄到媽媽聲...
全院滿座...
有著9吋電視都冇用...
全架飛機唯獨我同我隔離位的電視係睇唔到電影同聽唔到音樂...
RESET左3次都冇用...
空少REPORT畀FLIGHT MANAGER知...
佢話我地會同HONG KONG TECHICIAN講-__-...
我唔求甚麼COMPENSATION...只係有D失望...
試唔到佢地既AVOD...
佢地仲要有3隻國語碟聽...

曹格 - SUPER SUNSHINE
楊宗緯 -  鴿子
仲有隻唔記得係咩...

食方面簡直唔掂...
12個鐘既機程...
早餐冇HOT MEAL...得麵包同麵包...芝士同芝士...
晚餐既HOT MEAL又唔見得好食...
沙律得菜同DRESSING...
-__-冇生果...
中途冇杯麵...
唯一可以提既係瑞士出名既雪水同朱古力真係好好飲同食...

服務...慢!...
派餐時...個空少返左去GALLEY 3次去REPENLISH D MEAL...
等到我同隔離位婆婆都話...I AM STARVING...
之後收TRAY...收收下又返去-__-...我已HOLD緊個TRAY畀你...
你一句...WAIT A MOMENT...=.=..."無效率!"
當SEATBELT SIGN 著左既時候...
冇人會出黎睇你有冇扣好安全帶...
D客又好WOR...冇乜人會按CALL LIGHT...
同埋...長途機D空姐空少都好老...但EUROPEAN FLIGHT就好後生...


座位同國泰冇咩分別...都係咁窄...
LEG ROOM少...

值得一提坐我隔離既69歲既澳洲婆婆...
成程機都同佢傾偈...
好鬼好笑...
佢既口頭禪...
O...COME ON...
起飛前...機長話要等多25-40分鐘...OH...COME ON
坐佢前面又RECLINE...OH...COME ON...
要坐成12個鐘飛機...OH...COME ON..
哈哈...
我就經常照顧佢...拎水時就拎埋佢果份...咁佢就唔洗走出走入...
我個人真係好鍾意同老人家傾偈...
成日聽日話老人家EM尋...
我反而鍾意聽佢地講...
聽下佢地既人生經驗都唔錯丫...

ANYWAY, 有機會我都唔會坐SWISS既長途機...因為真的好難熬...
冇唔飽我真係會發瘋
一間破過產既航空公司...姑終都係縮水D...