可笑的產前檢查

對於我來說, 查前檢查是確定bb有沒有健康成長, 另我可以更加安心.........

最近的兩次瑪記的產前檢查, 除了讓我有更多問號外, 只有另我心情更差

第一次檢查係男醫生

醫生說: 12週可以聽到bb心跳, 一開始聽bb心跳, 放落肚上,碌吓碌吓, 冇聲wor....冇理由ga......啊...可能壞機la                                                                                                   

我:...........(心理滴汗)                                                                                                             

醫生說: 唉! 照超聲la..........(全程吾出聲)                                                                           

我: 醫生bb有冇大到?                                                                                                            

醫生說: su..................靜d                                                                                                     

我: 冇再出聲.........

醫生說: 吾好郁.......

我: 心裡想, 我冇郁ar, 難道要停止呼吸嗎?                                                                         

回到坐位..........醫生對住電腦.......打打打........入資料..........                                             

我又問: 醫生bb有冇大到?有冇心跳?

醫生說: su..................靜d.......我做緊野

我: dead air (等,等,等) 見佢離開電腦mon........
      再問醫生幾時預產期?

醫生說: 終於抬頭望我(驚愕地)....吓......預產期.......冇人咁早問, 好蠢喎! 講比你知都吾準la........一陣間老細話你陰佢wor, (一路計預產期)

我: 醫生如果吾準, 就算la.....吾使計                                                                                    

醫生繼續計日子....la....吾準ga, 跟住比d文件姑娘, 你出去排期la

第二次檢查係女醫生

心想女醫生應該細心d                                                                                                          

醫生: twins.......照肚la, 吾聽心跳la........
          唉....呢部機點用ga, 部部機吾同.......擾攘一輪.....照得la                                          

畫面: ( 8仔出現一次, 9仔出現一次, 8仔出現一次, 9仔出現一次) 前後沒有一分鐘      

我: 醫生bb有沒有大到?                                                                                                        

醫生: (腳已踏出房門)........得ga la, 有心跳.........我好忙, 吾得閒,下次先睇la ......(已經走左)                                                                                                                                         

我: o 哂嘴law...........(己對公立醫生死心)