爆笑馬騮仔

夜晚食完飯....

我:'Monkey,you still want the rice?'

Monkey仔:'毛!'

我:'What?'

Monkey仔:'毛呀!'

我:'...毛?....................Dont get it!'

Monkey仔:'No!'

'毛'乜啫?原來佢想講'無'.佢以為'無'=NO

唔係所有嘢都可以講'毛'就得架!

廣東話你以為咁易咩!

又有一次....

Monkey仔:'豪呀!豪呀!豪呀!'

我:'Huh? Wrong monkey! Is 好呀好呀好呀!'

Monkey仔:'You're wrong!You dont know contonese!'

我:'Well,Im chinese cus i know contonese!'

Monkey仔:'You not chinese! I'm chinese!!'

我:'Who am i then?!

Monkey仔:'You're monkey!'

咁都得?!

每次當我個電話響....

Monkey仔:'喂.............'

又學得幾似喎!

其實仲有好多好笑嘢架!下次再同大家分享!