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幾個笑話
☆幫不上忙
一天，一個非常富有的闊少爺在公路上超速，被一個女警察發現。
那位闊少爺很不願意地把車停了在一邊，不耐煩的說：『你知不知道我的爸爸是誰？』
女警察客氣地答道：『對不起，先生，這我可幫不到你，你有沒有試一試問問你的母親？』
☆你還是挺幸運的
兩個酒鬼在一起喝酒，其中一個說道：
「我真倒霉，我的老婆拿走了我所有的財產跑了！」
另一個酒鬼說道：「老兄，你還是挺幸運的，我的老婆拿走了我所有的財產，但是她還不肯走！」
http://www.taiwanbible.com/index.jsp?page=main/view.jsp?ID=10206
轉貼網上文章，所有版權屬原作者所有
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The following is my sharing with a sister kawaii Cathy(^0^).
Her friend was questioned by a non-Christian regarding the
earthquake and 洪水 .
Sister kawaii Cathy(^0^) 的留言：
DAI ADORU (non-Christian) 2009-11-04 01:06
2008年5月11日，基督教全球禱告日；
2008年5月12日，中國汶川大地震；
上帝不能"阻止"地震; 那它就是無能，
上帝能阻止, 但不想阻止; 那它就"心懷不軌"。
另外，甚麼謊舟的故事和公園，都是強調愛的生命教育？
請問，上不到謊舟的人和動物，都是應該被上帝的洪水殺沒的嗎？這些人都是醜惡的？為何這樣都叫做愛？都叫做愛生命？
基督徒不能為這些開脫，解答不到世人的質疑，就不要四處宣傳神，要知道，你們這種踩場行為是非場令人討厭的。
Frankie's reply to sister Cherry(姿采, her present name is kawaii Cathy(^0^)
//上帝不能"阻止"地震; 那它就是無能，上帝能阻止, 但不想阻止; 那它就"心懷不軌"。基督徒不能解答世人的質疑，就不要四處宣傳神，你們這種踩場行為是非場令人討厭. kawaii Cathy(^0^), "How do you explain to him? "//
Dear sister Cherry (kawaii Cathy(^0^),
God will oppose those who are proud and arrogant. God will accept those who are humble and poor in spirit. We are not entered into debate with others or meaningless and foolish arguments. There is no point to win the debate but his soul is lost; just a waste of energy and time.
I am an ordinary Christian. There are many things that we don’t understand because God’s way is higher than our ways. The foolishness of God is wiser than the wisdom of men.
I don’t know why earthquakes are happening at the end times. However, Jesus had already disclosed to us in 馬太福音 24 :7 before hand. It took Noah about 120 years to build the ark and he found all the animals and put them in it. Noah obeyed God and he did just as he was told before the flood came. (世界在神面前敗壞了，地上滿了強暴。神觀看大地，看見世界已經敗壞了；全人類 在地上所行的都是敗壞的。) God gave 120 years for the people to repent and got safe. Do you think that God is kind and patient for people of the world to repent?
I disagree to have any 踩場行為. It is unfruitful. Not by might; not by power, but by the Holy Spirit who convicts a person of his sins.
走天路的人 Frankie
It was recorded on 4 Nov 2009.
http://hk.myblog.yahoo.com/frankielam25152515/article?mid=2968
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The following is my sharing with a brother about 一次得救永遠得救,
一次得救永遠得救 can only be applied to those”真心"信主的人. 信徒必須 持守真道 and信到底才是真正的得勝者, 得勝的人就是"真心"信主的人.
Other groups of Christians who are outside the criteria set as above are not 一次得救永遠得救.
However, in the Christian circle, there are Christians who are living in sinful life, claiming that they are within the protection of一次得救永遠得救. They are "未清楚信主的"或"不是真心信主.
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On 26 Nov 2009pm, I watched two video clips (part 1 and part 2) of Oliver John Calvert who died and came back to life. I found that his conversation with God was amazing. I think that it is worth to spend about 40 minutes to look at them. The testimony of this man will affect your relationship with God, your attitude towards purpose of life and your living on earth for the rest of your life.
Frankie
The testimony of Oliver John Calvert
Part A
http://www.tangle.com/view_video?viewkey=50e06a3a3cc3381b714a
Part B
http://www.tangle.com/view_video?viewkey=8c4d74106ecb944b6102
Oliver John Calvert died from heat stroke and was thrust into the presence of God. As he trembled in fear, judgment took place. Precious yet sobering it is for us to have the opportunity to read the words John shares regarding his Judgment Day.
rain 2009-11-30 08:06
Good Morning. Thanks for sharing the funny jokes that bring about some smile in the start a new week.
走天路的人, Frankie2009-11-30 08:26
Dear Rain,
Good morning! Have a joyful day!
God bless you and your family!
Frankie
好勤奮的小蜜蜂 2009-11-28 15:56
走天路的人, Frankie2009-11-28 17:46
Dear brother Michael,
//Good Sharing in this blog....Very Very useful for me//
Thank you for your appreciation.
Our sharing is for the benefit of others among Christians and other visitors.
God bless! Have a nice weekend!
Frankie
光仔網上隨筆 2009-11-27 13:46
石柱生滿蠔 , 樓房人依舊 ;
水鄉百家姓 , 繁華留永久 !
你好,光仔來探你. (大澳舊景)
走天路的人, Frankie2009-11-27 19:11
Good evening!
Have a joyful weekend!
Frankie
走天路的人, Frankie 2009-11-27 01:48
向你顯現-作者：查思博牧師
我也要愛他，並且要向他顯現。
約翰福音14：21
許多信徒對神的認識只是從別人的經驗而得。我們與神的關係有時就像病人與牙醫，只有牙痛的時侯才找他，但是耶穌說：「要向(你)顯現。」這代表祂誠邀你與祂建立個人關係。
當然，你需要付上一定的代價：「有了我的命令又遵守的，這人就是愛我的；愛我的必蒙我父愛他，我也要愛他，並且要向他顯現」(約翰福音14：21)。你是否順服神呢？你若不為背棄主道悔改，神就無法繼續祝福你。你又是否已寬恕傷害你的人、償清債務呢？在這段關係上有又否繼續按主旨意而行？
耶穌說：「你們若奉我的名求甚麼，我必成就。你們若愛我，就必遵守我的命令」(約翰福音14：14－15)。你看到禱告蒙應允與順服神兩者的關係嗎？當你按著本能順服耶穌，祂隨即會成就你的祈求。
然而，你對祂的順服是否變得機械化、且毫無意義呢？若是，你就要與祂再墮愛河：走到祂的跟前，直到你見到祂的面、聽到祂的聲音，並且遵守祂一切的要求。
神渴望向你顯現。
走天路的人, Frankie 2009-11-26 20:58
變得實在 - 作者：查思博牧師
路加福音24：39 - 摸我看看！
其實耶穌向多馬暗示：「摸我看看──我是實在的！」你敢於這麼說、敢於讓人看清你的優點和缺點、並知道你是實在的嗎？我們既是基督的肢體，就必須開放生命讓人察看！快快去掉面具，揭開那層掩飾掙扎和缺點的無稽宗教面紗，並對世人說：「來吧，摸我看看──我是實在的。我並不完美：我常與子女爭拗，也與惡習搏鬥，更沒有按著耶穌的教訓常常讀經、禱告；然而，我是神的兒女，祂改變了我的生命，深信祂也會改變你的生命！」
甘地說過：「要是讓我找到真正像基督的基督徒，我定是其中一個。」假如甘地真的加入我們的行列有多好。他所認識的基督徒雖宣揚愛，卻歧視他人；他們雖以公義教訓人，卻不斷加深貧富的懸殊。
現在就「變得實在」一點吧！耶穌被稱為「好牧人」，而「好」這個字也可解作「迷人」。你是否迷人？你帶著甚麼進入不同的群體？究竟你的生命叫人振奮還是消沉？要是我們所宣講的耶穌招人討厭，就該被送進監獄。在教會裡，你所需的屬靈經驗應有盡有；但在日常生活中，你的影響力和名聲又如何？你能否對那些與你同住、同工的人說句「摸我看看」呢？
說到底，神也會察驗你是否裡外一致！
走天路的人, Frankie2009-11-26 21:03
Have a blessed evening!
sake 2009-11-26 13:41
說到底，神也會察驗你是否裡外一致！ - - - 是呵! 若不是表裡合一的話, 生活會更痛苦.
神看人的內心.
走天路的人, Frankie2009-11-26 14:09
Dear Sake,
Good afternoon! 愛人不可虛假、惡要厭惡、善要親近.
Frankie
撒母耳記上 16:7
但耶和華對撒母耳說：“不要看他的外貌和他高大的身材，因為我不揀選他。耶和華看人不像人看人，人是看外表，耶和華是看內心。
羅 馬 書 12: 9-12
9. 愛人不可虛假、惡要厭惡、善要親近。
10 愛弟兄、要彼此親熱．恭敬人、要彼此推讓。11 殷勤不可懶惰．要心裏火熱．常常服事主。
12 在指望中要喜樂．在患難中要忍耐。禱告要恆切。
艾菲 2009-11-26 00:59
走天路的人, Frankie2009-11-26 08:25
Dear sister,
Good morning!
I think that you really enjoyed in reading 笑話.
Have a nice day!
Brother Frankie