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文公子寫香港女仔應該點改進寫了唔少，不過作為一個天秤座的公平「靚仔」，都係時候要幫成日比男仔「恰」的女仔出返啖氣。
以下一段又係為左保持原汁原味，所以用英文全文照錄，當然唔係因為文公子懶啦（唔係懶…其實就忙～～），而係原文寫得幾精彩，充份反映出部份男人其實真係唔易取悅，而且仲真係幾麻鬼煩添。
Men Are Hard To be Pleased
The problems with GUYS:
If you TREAT him nicely, he says you are IN LOVE with him;
If you Don't, he says you are PROUD.
If you DRESS Nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him;
If you Don't, he says you are from KAMPUNG.
If you ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN;
If you keep QUIET, he says you have no BRAINS.
If you don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS you;
If you Love him, he will try to LEAVE you.(very true huh?)
If you don't make love with him., he says you don't Love him;
If you do!! he says you are CHEAP.
If you tell him your PROBLEM, he says you are TROUBLESOME; If you SCOLD him, you are like a NANNY to him; If you BREAK your PROMISE, you Cannot be TRUSTED; If you SMOKE, you are BAD girl; If you do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; If you HURT him, you are CRUEL;
If you don't, he says that you don't TRUST him.
If he SCOLDS you, it is because he CARES for you.
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE!!
bianca 2008-02-12 14:35
siupet 2007-07-30 14:42