Portfolio裡面d稿全部你做架?
<我心諗>唔係呀,全部唔係我做架,我偷人本Portfolio黎見工架!!!!What a stupid question!!唔信嘅,唔該碌大對眼睇吓D feature credit啦,阿姑!!
你d英文得唔得架?我驚你d英文唔夠strong,handle唔到啲 articles同interviews呀!
<我心諗>係呀,我d英文唔係好strong架咋,淨係會考英文攞A,响英國澳洲留過六年學,修社會人類學同傳理,讀完Master返黎香港做過年幾英文雜誌咁大把之嘛,英文真係唔係好掂架咋!!請個native English speaker吖笨!
你嘅expected salary我地比唔到你架喎,少2k可以嗎?
<我心諗>唔可以囉!!你收少2k人工得唔得吖?問黎都多餘啦,如果唔係,我就一早响application form expected salary個欄寫negotiable啦!Please think before you talk,okay?
你以前做開月刊一定好得閒唔洗OT啦,我地呢度要預左日日OT,星期六都要做到3、4點先走得架喎,有無問題?
<我心諗>點會無問題呀!問黎又係多餘啦!萬零蚊當人非洲廉價黑奴咁洗,仲要講到理直氣壯咁,抵得佢吖,下世鬼唔望你投胎去第三國家做黑奴呀臭三八!!
你識影相嗎?如果識,D interviews就最好唔好揾photographer,自己影埋,save cost!
<我心諗>嘩!識就要做埋,咁我識洗衫煮飯係咪要做埋你工人呀mum!!?
你識唔識寫D corporate嘅野?如果唔係好識,我諗我要考慮一下請唔請你!
<我心諗>你要求我寫嘅十樣有九樣我都識寫,唯獨corporate嘢無咁熟,如果咁對你黎講係好大問題嘅,我諗你要請嘅係一個兩皮幾野嘅senior editor而唔係萬零蚊嘅junior level嘅reporter囉!!比雞碎咁多又要咁又要咁,試問你同上海街D嫖客有咩分別呢!!
你對fashion同beauty熟唔熟呀?有無contact可以比到我地?
<我心諗>熟呀,不過如果你叫我黎做野嘅主要原因只係想攞哂我D contact嘅話,你實在太天真嘞!雖知道contact係一個editor嘅重要資產,你咁問我同打劫有咩分別呀!D contact我會咁輕易比哂你?下世啦!
你仲見近d乜野工呀?佢地出咩offer比你呀?
<我心諗>我見近d乜野工同人地出咩offer比我關鬼你事咩,八婆!如果係因為有人爭你先請我嘅話,sorry囉,你有權揀我,我都有權唔揀你架!成個地球凈係圍住你轉架咩!Bloody Hell!!
我諗我都係要考慮多一兩個禮拜先,我好驚有D人做兩三個月又話唔做,最後又係煩到我!
<我心諗>啊!唔會煩到你。你咁X煩,出幾多我依家都已經唔諗住做啦Ms. Business Developer,又點會煩到你啫!
唔送嘞,你知門口响邊架啦可?!
<我心諗>我知呀!唔洗你送嘞仆街!咁無禮貌嘅interviewer我都係第一次見。又要人respect你,你連自己都唔respect自己。而身為BD,就算唔respect自己,都respect吓個corporate image啦唔該,唉!今時今日咁嘅交際手腕,請着你公司倒米啦!
Rachel Yau 2010-02-10 07:07
cwinniemy 2010-02-10 04:55
OMG!!!! what the hell.....she is sick!!!! I was laughing so hard while reading it......