塔斯曼尼亞 Part 1 - 腎虧之旅

嗰位朋友有一次真係去完之後幾分鐘内又要去多次架！我覺得係佢自己心理作用囉。我哋幾個都係大好青年（至少表面上），咩索K呀??

無錯丫，我哋就係將污水管接駁停車位，結果第二朝咪玩噴泉囉…… 馬桶係分開嘅，唔可以直接駁落屎渠。諗落都啱嘅，如果排泄物經膠管直接流入溝渠，條膠管入面又好難徹底洗淨（問題係邊個租車客會有佢咁好氣？），咁咪勁噁心？

There are plenty of local tours to join in Tasmania.  But ‘local tours’, by definition, would only start ‘locally’, ie. in Tasmania.  That is, you’ll have to make your own way to Hobart or Launceston, and meet up with your group there.  There won’t be any Tasmanian tours that depart from Sydney or Melbourne. 

You should be able to sign up on most tours online, and you can do that anywhere in the world before you arrive in Australia.  See for example:

http://www.adventuretours.com.au/6-day-taste-of-tasmania-tour-package/

There are also shorter day tours: http://www.hostelworld.com/tours/australia/hobart-tours

There is a huge amount of info on the internet.  For example: http://www.lonelyplanet.com/australia/tasmania

Flights from Melbourne to Tasmania are cheaper than those from Sydney. 

December should be a nice time to tour around Tasmania, but bear in mind that December is high season in Australia. That means tours and flights fill up fast, and everything will be more expensive.

噢，你是這篇文章第一個懂得欣賞McShit的讀者，真不愧是旅遊作家！

對呀，最後一天臨別秋波，沒有煙花，以噴泉代替，這叫臨尾香。

請放心，今晚稍後發表的Part 2會開胃一點。

代表我們租車的那位朋友已經「唔響度」——我指他已經離開澳洲，租車公司倘若要投訴亦無門。不過要聲明，上文提及從洗手盆底噴射出來的，只是（有絕大可能）夾雜少量糞溺particles的坑渠水，並非高濃度屎水。

Yes, but Switzerland is better – you’re so lucky!  And your children are absolutely gorgeous!!!  But how come your blog has Cyrillic alphabets in the background?  Are you from Mongolia?

不是J先生呀!!!!! 竟然給你這樣的錯覺，我下一篇定要盛讚他以求補鑊……（還好我大概猜到你是誰，否則定會嚇死——居然知道J先生與我同行！）

*gasp* – You’re still alive!!  I thought your blog had folded after the prolonged silence…  Btw, congrats on your new business endeavour.  Impressive stuff indeed – I didn’t know you were artistic. 

我阿Nick當然身懷絕技，反而是我覺得自己有點辜負了他。我誓要明年去阿拉斯加之前完全馭駕他。

你真夠眼光！不過這些只是warm up，之後的景色更加精彩（至少我個人認爲如此）。