men vs. plastic

Naan :
 so lets hear about your sex life...that should be plenty entertaining
ki.L   :
 well... the thing about plastic is that it really does its job when u need it to
 but it can only really do the job it's made for and nothing more really
 u can't exspect plastic to romance u and buy u flowers or dinner
 and i'm really not sure about plastic on the dinning table... that just seems... really kinda inapropreate
 it's not like it needs to wine and dine... all it takes are batteries to keep it go'n 
 it's not like u can have a conversation w/ it... i guess u can talk to it and it won't talk back
 and while that can be a good thing... it can also get very annoy'n to get no response
Naan :
 least i know what to get you for your birthday
ki.L   :
 now nothing too big
 that'll be really shit... get'n loose by plastic
 sad really 
 like... i'm not a whore... i just really love a big wald of plastic
Naan :
 so what's with the dry spell in the sexlife of k
ki.L   :
 well i guess i've been feel'n like i'm too good for the world
 and relayable plastic won't rock ur world or keep u warm but it'll always do it's job as long as u feed it batteries
Naan :
 i can't imagine a dildo being nearly as good as the real thing
ki.L   :
 yes but when ur use'n the real thing and ur think'n... i can't believe how much better my dildo is... then u know... in life, and w/ men... nothing's ever gurannted.