◎Le Papillon(蝴蝶)◎ Pourquoi les poules pondent des oeufs?(為什麼雞會下蛋?) Pour que les oeufs fassent des poules.(因為蛋會變成小雞) Pourquoi les amoureux s’embrassent?(為什麼情...

今日開始我呢個亂up廿四，實行係又up唔係又up (貫徹我一向o既作風)話說我已經o係8月尾炒左公司魷魚，即係我last day會o係9月28號... 呢度我真係做得好唔開心，雖然我學歷唔係太好，但係做左...

尋日係呀囡半歲生日呀!! 希望佢健健康康，開開心心咁成長啦!! 我買左佢最愛O既好味曲奇俾佢做禮物，開心死佢。呢幾個禮拜以來，我真係覺得佢開始大個女，又淡定又乖乖佢而家識跟住我架單車跑...

今朝妙妙嘔嘔呀!! 嚇死媽媽!! 不過我問過pet shop o既人，佢地話狗狗如果食左自己d毛毛，就會嘔返d毛毛出黎，唔係大問題wor.... 希望佢真係無事啦!! 佢而家都同平時一樣咁生猛，我都無咁擔心...

Dear Mom and Dad, I died today. You got tired of me and took me to the shelter. They were overcrowded and I drew an unlucky number. I am in a plastic bag in a landfill now. Some...