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網誌日期:2009-11-05 21:31
聯合利華公司引進了一條香皂包裝生產線,結果發現這條生產線有個缺陷:常常會有盒子內沒有裝入香皂。

總不能把空盒子賣給顧客啊,他們只得請了一個學自動化的博士設計一個方案來分揀空的香皂盒。

博士拉起了一個十幾人的科研公關小組,綜合採用了機械、微電子、自動化、X光探測等技術,花了幾十萬,成功解決了問題。

每當生產線上有空香皂盒通過,兩旁的探測器會檢測到,並且驅動一隻機械手把空皂盒推走。 

中國南方有個鄉鎮企業也買了同樣的一條香皂包裝生產線,老闆發現這個問題後大為發火,找了個小工來說:「你他媽給老子把這個搞定,不然你給老子爬~。」

小工很快想出了辦法:他在生產線旁邊放了台風扇猛吹,空皂盒自然會被吹走。
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  • wa hahahahaha 就係經驗同理論既分別了, 不過而家hk 人愈來愈理論化了
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    小叮噹2009-11-07 19:40

    即係無晒 common sense

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    Explored it myself 2009-11-06 12:50

    People who don't use their brain may cheated by other cunning people, on the other hand, a real smart guy doesn't need to finish any degree. Thanks for sharing such good story. I though you were out of town as I haven't received your update blog in the past few weeks.

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    小叮噹2009-11-07 19:43

    I dont have trip....but due to busy schedule in preparing new system which has been launched on 2 Nov

     

    Also, got shoulder pain recently and having physio treatment this month.

     

    Have a nice weekend ^^

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    2009-11-06 11:37

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    小叮噹2009-11-07 19:46

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