APH (Hetalia) anime episode 1-10

1) World's Conference. America can't stop speaking.

2) Belgium, Estonia, Sweden and Finland etc only appears one quick shot from the first episode so far. I love every of them!!!

3) America : For global warming, all we need to do is to create a Hero to save thw Earth! (obviously just ...)

4) Without the second thought, Japan said "I agree with US ..." then Swizerland scold him "Hey Japan! can't you just give your own opinion but not agree with US every single time?!"

5) UK: I don't think that could works as this is so unrealisic....

(yes he is drinking tea...)

6) France : Objection to US and UK then! (But US and UK are not agree on each other on this point ...! which side are you?)
Note : the roses .... -_-;;

7) UK and US complaining about France "Is that your hobby is to disagree with us without a think?" and France says he is the gentleman etc.

8) China said "ah you kids never growth up" (in the anime he is the oldest one - 4000 years old while others are in their 20s or teenage) want to calm them down and offering some snack.

9) They ignored China and fight. Then Spain asked Russia "hey Russia, you are quiet, what do you think?"

Russia said "oh me? I'm easy..."

10) "As long as I can see Lithuania's crying face begging me to 'stop' ... (that's sounds Yaoi.)
Lithuania is so cute!!!

11) And same with Lativa (he is sooo cute! crying baby) Belorus is the younger sister of Russia here. Look like she is taking care of Lativa and her brother didn't care much about her.

12) Estonia said to Russia "you shouldn't bully to them..." Estonia is a very smart young man in the anime while his other 2 brothers (Lithuania and Lativa) were often bully by Russia. I like Estonia too but the crying brothers are cutest!!

13) Poland show up and said to Russia,
"if you dare to come closer to Lithuania I would turn your captial to Warsaw!!"

14) While everyone were fighting and aruging, Greece was left aside sleeping.

15) The most serious one got angry and the whole room were shaking. "DAMN YOU ALL SHUT THE HELL UP!" ... It's Germany ... lol

16) "Is this the 'dancing in the congress?!'" (if you don't know what is this mean check the history of "Congress of Vienna) ...

Then he keep going on saying how should everyone go step by step anf follow the rules (sounds very German isn't it :-))

17) "Everyone have 8 mintues!! if you are willing to express your opinion you have to raise your hand first but not just speak out when you feel like it okay??!" NO PRIVATE DISCUSSION! (hiting the table lol)

18) Someone (dare to) raised his hand ... and it was..........

19) Italy!!!!! What do he wanna say .... ?!

20) "PASTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

OMFG... if you got the humour here you would laugh die hard. it was very serious and he suddendly scream that out ... totally out of the blue.

21) Then the Logo come out and jump into another part, but still in episode one.

"One upon a time, there was a great man, the most powerful person in the Mediterranean sea...."

22) "who owned the wealth on Earth, his name is Roman Empire. He got huge piece of lands, fame, slave, everything..."

23) "That man who owned everything from the world ... one day, suddenly vanished".

24) Then jump to WW1. Germany was fighting with Italy, but he found that just holding a thin trunk he crossed the border of Italy easily.

25) Then he found something wrong. There's a box of tomato in front of him in the middle of no where.

26) And what's inside the tomato box ... tomato? that will leave you find out at the episode 2 ...

27) "Chibitalia" is the baby Italy version. they are all small kids and it actually talk about the medieval Europe. see this is STILL in episdoe 1 ... how can they talk so much in only 5 mins!

28) I'm not going to talk about it too detail but baby italy is just SO damn cute. it said when Italy was small, he live with older brother France, Holy Roman Empire etc (they were also kids.) but one day RomanChi-chan (Grand Pa Roman Empire) take him away from the brothers. He lives with grandpa and he is very good at art (the Renaissance?), it made grandpa happy.

29) (Awwwwwwwwww so cute!) he is long to see his other brothers but when he see them again, the brothers turn to bad kids and bull to baby Italy.

One thing is ... the voice actors of this anime are so great! everyone just sounds exactly like their character .... baby italy's voice is sooooooooo sweet I melt now lol

30) France (the longer hair blonde one), Holy Roman Empire (the dark one with blue eyes .. in fact he is in love with Italy) and South Italy (almost same looking with Italy but slightly older - The main Italy here is North Italy)

31) Holy Roman Empire : "Stop right there and be a part of Me!!!!!!!"

Baby Italy crying screaming runing "Nooooooooooo!!!" LOL

 

See I can't believe only one episode which only contain 5 mintues can talk that much. although even give me a lot more I would say that's not enough ...

32) Back to the WW1 scene. Germany walk acrossed to Italy and saw a tomato box. "What the hell is that?" and someone scream from inside. It was of course, Italy!

33) When Germany hit the box with the truck it made noise, so he force opened it even Italy keep screaming inside the box "no one inside! no one inside!"

34) Once the box was opened, Italy scream "I'm so sorry I'm so sorry wah!!! don't hit me please don't hit me I would do ANYTHING! ANYTHING! I would do ANYTHING!!" and the echo goes around the whole country ...

35) "I'm still a virgin (why does that matter? Yaoi) don't hit me it won't be fun I'm sorry ..." (and deleted 1000 'sorrys' below).

36) Italy keep on beging crying, while Germany thinking it couldn't be the grandson of Roman Empire since he was so great.

37) LOL this is so cute (and Italy still crying)

38) A lot of stupid talking (But really funny) at the end Germany decide to beat him as he think Italy is tricky and pretending to be harmless.

39) Instead of fight back, Italy rolling on the floor crying and making strange noise. Germany's hard life began lol

40) Chibitalia. France said to Holy Roman Empire "hey stop chasing around Italy all the time!"

41)
Baby Italy : "Holy Roman is horrible!"
Holy Roman: "You just have to come home with me that is"
Baby Italy "Grandpa said I can't.."

42)
Holy Roman Empire: Then I will just force you to come with me!"
France "what, I was just about to say that!"
Baby Italy crying.

43) Holy Roman Empire and France start to fight.

44) Spain : Let's ignore them, do you want some Spainish pasta?
Baby Italy "yes please!"
LOL his voice ... omg so cute

45) A bit of the history.
After Roman Empire collasped, Italy were divided into many small countries. it has great weather, art, history, religious, anything you name it, was a very attracitve place.

46) But Italy was really weak as in militaryat that time, so for the others European countires there's nothing better compare to attrack Italy ... etc. (in the picture, there's Austria, Spain at the back, Holy Roman Empire and France at the front)

47) Back to WW1. Germany thinks that he catch Italy, but he just stay at home drawing and sleeping and make strange noise, not even trying to escape.

48) Germany asked Italy why don't he even try to escape. Italy said "why do I have to? Here I have free food and I don't need to fight much. I liked it here!"

49) "NO WAY! Get up and get your weapon to fight!!!"

Don't ask me why Germany is so handsome ... I want to know too.

50) Italy just ignored him and sleep. Poor Ludwig (yeah they call eachother by country as they represented one, but they DO have name in the characters design page. Germany's name is Ludwig and North Italy is Feliciano Vargas)

51) Germany open the door and trying to get Italy out to do something. Italy goes really slow ....and what he did outside was chatting with the girls. after that he come back to sleep.

I wrote about the song on yesterday diary. the lyrics translation below:

"Germany, Germany, Germany is a great place.
They feed me even though I'm a prisoner
The food doesnt taste crappy like British stuff either
Sausage, cheese, it's all so tasty
For a dog, it's heaven. That's Germany.
But why are Germans so stern?
I feel like I'm going to be crushed by their intimidation
My heart is so afraid and I'm going to cry. The girls are so big too.
Is it your hobby to burst barrels of beer every day?
Also, please stop raiding my house in swarms. The tourists are way too scary.
German girls are bigger and built better than me. Hyahhou."

52) Italy "Germany Germany! I made a song for you!"
Germany "huh for me? your enemy? Ok go ahead.

53) Talking about after WW1, France (in fact UK and a few other countries as well) asking Germany to pay a huge amount of reparation (and after WW2 we learn that this is bad as you are pushing them to get 'crazy')

54) Germany working really hard but still can't get enough money to paid off and became really poor.

55) Italy suddenly show up and ask Germany to give him a job as he is broke. Germany kick him out without a thought, but Italy come back crying and say they were worse as everyone are hungry and even the job pay him really little he would do it.

56) You gotta know which scene is for history which scene is for Yaoi. This sorry look for Italy I believe is Yaoi but not history. (hot!)

57) Italy wrote a letter home:
"Dear brother, I'm working for Germany now, please need not to be shock, my salary is 9 billion Deutsche mark!!!! .................oh! but then, an egg cost 32 billion Deutsche mark here....
aren't, you, shocked,? :-D "

58) Jump to WW2. Germany beating up France.

59) But worst news of all, Italy became the alliance with Germany. Germany throw him out and he came back soon after

60) Italy suggested to stay with Germany, when Germany is in trouble he will go to him, and the same other way round.( the alliance system started to formed)

61) Phewwwwwww you have no idea how much nose bleed I have pour on the floor

And the result of the system is ... Germany got a horrible stomach ache.

62) Japan saying hi ... very shy and mysteries young man.

63) Germany bought Italy to Japan's house to sign up the Axis powers agreement.

64) Italy were checking out girls all the time as usual (because he is Italian!)

65) Japan "Uh, I've signed it"
Germany "well just put it there"
Italy sleeping ... the Axis powers formed.

66) Germany asked if Japan can make a improved submarine

67) Japan said they made a new one already and Germany can choose from 12 colours, and Japan is going to advertise it with the most popular pop star... lol

68) Talk about alot of small thing I'm not going to type out all. Chibitalia again, Spain looks sad and told baby Italy to do anything he want to do ASAP... because... (background France and Austria fighting)

69) Austria grabing baby Italy ... it's means the Italy War (1522-1544) and after that the spoiled little Italy were spilt by stronger countries and have his hard life started under Austria (later Austria-Hungary).

70) Austria told baby Italy that he would take over the money, political powers ane everything from Italy, and Italy just have to work and listen to him. "any question?"

68)
Baby Italy "ah ... I .. can I have pasta for dinner still?
Austria "No." ( notably Austria ... usually fans call him 'noble' online)

72) Axis powers went to the beach.... not going to talk much but I was laughing a lot.

73) Italy keep bringing something useless (pasta instead of weapon) to show Germany.

74) Finally something for the war - white flags have "I surrender" written down ....and Italy says "girls can use that too!" Poor Germany lol ... more joke after this.

75) 3 of them doing barbeque ... meshmellow on camp fire (LOL) while Allies powers (UK,US, France, Russia and China) were watching them.

76) Austria is angry. He scold Germany for grouping with Italy.

77) Germany looking for something to say ..."ehhh ahh its nice to have one more friend isn't it ..." Austria "no way! while we are speaking, I'm sure he is making more white flags!"

78) Austria "I have to express how angry I am through the piano."
(yeah Austria was the best country to learn music and many great musican came from it ...)

79) And he play Chopin ... doh that scene reminded me of "the Pianist" ... (on purpose?)

80) "so, you understand now?"

81) Obviously not.

82) Back to the beach where Allies powers saw Axis Powers using the camp fire to BBQ.
US: Doh, they are looking down at us! Let's do the same!

83) The rest of members "do what the same?"
US: "barbeque the meshmellow with camp fire!" (no! lol_

84) Chibitalia. talk about how italy's life in Austria's house.

85) Allies powers really doing the camp fire bbq -_- and France was singing "'The Girl from Arles" -_-

86) Everyone were "suffering" France's singing and America shout, "I think deman would be calling out by this singing!" LOL I won't say I like America (the country) but I do LOVE the America in Hetalia (and his name is Alfred F. Jones )

87) Some more joke between Germany and Austria. then back to the beach... Japan asked Germany 'what do you think Austria is doing now?" Italy was sleeping but suddenly get up, says " I know! he is there!"

88) LOL playing piano on the sea ... the background music in this episode in fact is full of Chopin and you don't know where is this come from until this!

89) America "The axis powers have done enough! we have to clean up this evil team. Let's start from the one who look like the weakest ... Italy!"

90) But when he speak he was keep eating hamburger no one can actually get what he was saying.s

91) The otherside, Italy introduce his older brother South Italy (Italy himself is North Italy) to Germany. He looks adorable as North Italy but once he speak is rude and horrible (because the triad twisted his mind lol) He hate Germany so once he speak, he told Germany to xxxx off.

92) Keep on blaming Germany for poisoning his younger brother's mind.

93) Not yet finish, but France suddenly come out from the ...

France : I sneak into Germany today ... so I can give him a "surprise" ...

94) South Italy Shocked and scream "OMFG its France!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Immediatly hide under Germany's uniforum and said "damn you axxhole protect me NOW!"
France saw Germany and shocked "Eehhhhhhhhh It's Germany!!!" LOL

95) A few more thing happens in between and S.Italy got really sad crying (when he cried he is sooooo cute!!) N.Italy comfort his brother but later on I laughed really hard too ..

96) Chibitalia. Holy Roman Empire went back home exhausted after some fight, and when he open the door he saw Italy in his house (bigggg surprise)

"It .... Italy is in my house!!!!"

97) Very cute ...

I saw some people talking about Germany and Holy Roman Empire look alike and also love Italy online ... of course they look alike! because Holy Roman Empire was the previous Germany (put aside Prussia etc)...... doh

98) Holy Roman were burning, baby Italy scared and said "I'm sorry I'm sorry I would do anything don't hit me!"

Exactly same line when he first saw Germany in WW1 in ep 2.

99) He ran off the room and went to bed rolling around (because he was too happy)

 

100) Phone rang .... Italy calling for help

"Germany Germany!! I followed a young man for food and it was Hamburger!!" (means America caught Italy...)

101) America : Hey UK, I have got Italy here!

UK :Let's beat him up and see what he can tell us.
Italy: nah, I will just tell you anything!
US : it's boring.

102) UK: let's give him some works to do!
Italy broke the plates and can't do anything well.
US : what should we do about him ... he is so much trouble.

103) UK : well I wrote a letter to Germany ... He said just prepare Good food Beautiful ladies and English football for Italy otherwise he can't do anything else ..

Italy was shipped back to Germany.

104) Italy called for help again. "Germany Germany!! I was talking to a lovely lady but turn out it was France dressed as a woman!" (How can France dress like a lovely woman I really can't imgine...)

105) France : hey I catch Italy ...

UK & US : awww he is so much trouble!

106) Let's just lock him up (put him in the dog house in the anime lol) UK give Italy food ...

107) Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! (crying) The food is disgusting!!!!

(in the anime, UK is a very bad cook as there's no famous food from UK)

108) Depressing UK : really ... I cook that bad ...?
Italy keep crying "eeeeh even Germany damaged food was better than yours!!!"

Italy was sent back to Germany's house again.

109) Italy crying he can't wear his shose in North Africa and UK were there, Germany have to go .... and catch by UK of course.

110) Poor Ludwig ... lol

UK, US and France asking Germany to tell his own secret, and of course Germany won't tell a word, but ...

111) Italy crying and scream he will say it ... ... "Germany love watching porn and he have a lot of crazy tools at home and he love to tight up others and once I saw him mess with his dog too" ...

(meaning tell everything ...)

112) Chibitalia. More childhood memories of Holy Roman Empire and Italy ... so cute

113) Italy called Japan for help.

"Help me help me help me help me " Italy said like 20 times in one goes.

Japan reply slowly, "we will handle it seriously"

.... That means "no" for Japanese politial lol ... not going to save him.

 

114) America said to UK, France and Russia that he is going to distributing responsibiles. "UK be my shield, France also be my shield, finally Russia also shield."

115) Russia "eh... I have a question. What will America do then?"

America "good question, Russia!"...

116) I will be ...

The HERO!

117) UK : No way! that's ridiculous plans won't works!

And Arthur (UK's name) drinking tea again... (he is so cute!! the big eyes blow lol)

118) US: You again! Since Ancient time Britain love to deny!

UK : What I want to deny most is your existance ... (LOL)

119) UK and US aruging ... "since you were indepent from me, what's left inside your brain is only hamburger ..."

120) America then attack UK with the bad cooking last time he visit in his house.

UK : "I am nice enough to cook for you already what do you want!"

121) Russia and France : eeeh...

122) China walk inside the room and made some silly suggestion.

123) Nothing in the meeting really making sense at all ... People in Mainland LOVE "China" in APH so much but to me he is not that ...

124) Meeting going on ...

UK put different country to match with Axis powers. but he forget to put America in the list and America said "are you not forget me on purpose?"

125) Then UK said "ah you mark Japan then. Don't ever come to Europe I don't want to see your face."

America seems happy and said "ah that's great but lets see ...!"

126) Looking at the world map and asked "ah but where is Japan?"

Everyone: "The American ..."

127) Chibitalia ... more Holy Roman Empire and baby Italy.... toooo cute I really really really really love them both!

128) France:"hey Russia. even it's been hard, you were smiling all the time... you are a tough guy aren't you?"

129) Russia "Oh? yeah right! I like to see everyone around me..."

130) "My place is really cold, snowing all the time, I have been alone for way tooo long ..."

France:"oh i'm sorry, its very hard for you..."

131) "Also ... I think that may be the last time I will see everyone ..."

France (Shocked). "huh why?"

132)Russia :" Once I think about how those idiots crying for help and asking for not taking their life ... it made me smile already ..." (And mind you his voice is still innocent here ...)

France scared off behind him

 

133) France : "huh, I'm the only one who's not invited to the meeting?"

134) France feel sorry for himself getting ignored as the others probably see him as not as powerful and think of when he was really stronge before in the wars ...

135) The hundard years war ...

136) UK laughed at France "ahaha you have to get a girl to help you? loser!"

(talking about Joan of Arc .. the girl in the left hand side)

137) the guy says “The word impossible is not in my dictionary! .”

obviously is Napoleon ... and the French army falling inside the hole (i.e. trap ... waterloo)...

138) UK said to Spain "if you dare coming to us again I will beat you even more " ...(Spain in the water) talking about around 1588 AD Spain invaded UK

139) Then France appear and beat up the injured Spain (lol)

140) Prussia defeated Austria ( War of the Austrian Successio )

I can't wait to see more Prussia ... In the comic (Soon in the anime) he is the older brother of Germany ... don't tell me you don't know this country once existed

141) Then France appear and beat up the injured Austria (lol)

Then it says "The most powerful weapons of France is ... the fisherman profits" (look at the next box for explaination)

142) " When the snipe and the clam grapple, the fisherman profits."

Meaning : It's the third party that benefits from the tussle. (France is the thrid party here.)

143) Germany : ah, I know you are busy, but could you please raise your hands.

I mean ... if you don't know much about history (esp. European history) I dont think you would understand Hetalia ... )

144) Chibitalia. The catching mouse thing I will just skip here ... a bit ....

Hungary is a beautiful girl who lives in the same house with Austria, Italy and Holy Roman Empire. Today she dressed Italy up with her own customs.

145) Baby Italy :Holy Roma, look at me I'm dressing up like Hungary!

Holy Roman Empire : "why are you dressin...."

146) Oh my ...

147) Walking toward Italy .... heart beating

Italy :oh .. what... OH I AM SORRY!"

148) There are problems in Austria's house and between Holy Roman Empire ...

149) Hungary and Italy were worried, Austria is very upset.

150) Something wrong going on ...