大談關于他/她們&我的第一次

                                                        他說：他真的很愛她。

                                                        她嘲笑他過份的投入，

                                                        游戏over，生活各自。

                                                        虽不舍，但他深知：

                                                        没有交點的便是平行綫，

                                                        這是初中幾何的知識。

                                                        他不是我，她也不特指某人，

                                                        隻是想起高中時代的游戏戀愛。

                                                        數年後今天，他/她該懂認真了吧！

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                                                        今天煮了20年零5个月來的第一頓飯，

                                                        哦咪托佛，愿主佑他們不要食物中毒！

                                                        其實我真有异常的做厨師天份，

                                                        因為我覺得做厨師最最最重要的：

                                                        不是味道，而是先食不死人。

                                                        這點我做到了，他們還生存！

                                                        而味道也相當入得口，離吐距離很遠，非常遠，

                                                        如果女士們喜歡會煮飯的男人，

                                                        那我膺該可以馬上娶老婆了！