Jokes

Share three jokes with you here. They're not simply jokes but through them, you can learn English as well. I find them in today's Mingpao. Don't know if they were written by Mr Ho Chun Yan or not but anyway, they were taken from his column.

Joke 1:

After the completion of a training programme, the trainee said to this boss, "If I stay in the company, will I be given a big room as my personal office?" 

"If you were hired, I'm sure you need the biggest room in the office - the room for improvement!" said the boss.

Joke 2:

"Do you serve crabs here?" a group of teenagers asked the restaurant waiter.

"OK, we serve anyone. Please sit down,"

Joke 3:

Teacher: Bobby, if you don't settle down and become more serious, you'll never grow up to be a responsible man.

Bobby:   But I'm a responsible boy even now. Every time something happens at home, Mum always tells me I'm responsible.