如果陳克勤做左國泰機師

原來90年代的陳克勤曾經投考國泰機師

幸好CX有先見之明,在第二關踢佢出局

如果唔係,可能會:

情況1:

克勤: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your first officer speaking............Our Flight Attendent will try their breast to serve...

之然全機男士湧上去try FA's breast

情況2:

Tower: Cathay XXX, wind 030 at 4 ,cleared to land runway 1R

克勤: Cleared to land runway 18

Tower: Okay, I repeat, cleared to land runway 1R

克勤: Roger, Cleared to land runway 18

Tower: 爆血管......

情況3:

克勤:  Captain, if I were you, I'd try my breast to.....

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