My 3rd Week in Hell

Feb 1 (Mon)

琴晚拖住好唔情願既步伐番入 hospital. 一入到個 ward, 就離遠聽見訓

喺我床後面個樣好似阿伯, 把聲又似男人既阿婆喺度嗌: "aiya....姑娘呀....

姑娘...........幫我較底 d 鋪床呀.....姑娘......." 冇人理佢. 因為 d 人都知道,

就算幫完佢較底鋪床, 過唔到幾分鐘佢又會嗌: "aiya.....姑娘呀......姑娘...

幫我較高 d 鋪床呀......姑娘....." 佢就係咁成日都喺度嗌.....較底完又較高,

較高完又較底, 唔係呢樣就嗰樣. 夜晚都照嗌. d nurses 同 ward-mates 都有

丙佢, 但係佢就一於少理, 照嗌. 記得前幾日有個新入黎, 訓喺我斜前

面既阿婆喺度問: "點解有個男人喺度嗌既????" 聽到之後, 我真

係有 d 偷笑. 心唸: "唉.......新仔, 你訓多幾日就慣架喇...." 至於訓喺我隔離

再隔離個女人, 一如以往, 又係喺度嗌: "aiya...hao 痛......aiya........

"貎" shi (冇事).........aiya......"貎" 嘈 (唔好嘈)......aiya......@!&^*#*^($*(@

(鄉下話.....唔知 up 乜.....有時真係會唸佢其實係咪爆緊粗......) 如是者, 佢

就好似錄咗音咁......repeat 又 repeat ....repeat 又 repeat 咁成晚喺度嗌. 而

我呢, 我唸我 weekend 番到屋企郁動得太多, 琴晚隻腳又痛番好多, 加上

又好嘈, 成晚都訓唔係好到. 好不容易等到朝早. 好期待呀........今朝好期

待見到 doctor, 問吓佢係咪聽日可以出院.......點知等到俾人推去做 physio, 都

見唔到有 doctor 黎......係呀......真係幾失望.......唯有聽日問啦. 今日個

physiotherapist 借咗個 walking stick 俾我 practise 用黎幫助行 because 

it was kinda difficult for me to move around with the walker at home. 用個 stick 好

似唔係好行得隱. 要 practise 囉.......今日下午, uncle 黎咗, WHAT???? ohhh...

no....真係超唔好意思......佢年紀大, knee cap 都痛....佢自己都 line-up 緊

喺 van 做 operation. 係呀, 心裏面真係超過意唔去. 山長水遠黎.......同佢

喺 ward 外坐咗一陣. 真係好感激佢......好多謝你呀, uncle ........

Feb 2 (Tue)

好嘢.....琴晚訓得幾好......隻腳冇咁痛. 姑娘叫我 wake up for breakfast

我都照訓, 一訓就訓到八點幾, 姑娘再叫我, 先起身. 好彩.....醫生仲未黎.

終於 9 點幾醫生黎, 講吓俾佢知我呢幾日既情況後, 就即刻不容錯失咁

問佢係咪話今日可以出院. 佢就話再等我隻腳再好 d, 用個 walking stick

行得好 d 既時候就可以出院. 真係幾 disappointed. 呢度真係好悶呀.......

喺呢度, 唯一開心既係有得電個 back and pat pat (哈哈哈.......係呀.....電

pat pat 電上 "引"). 同埋有得拉吓腰, 因為好舒服......幾他時候, 真係

悶到爆.......hmmmm....我忍忍忍忍忍..........唉....後面個貎似阿伯既阿婆又

喺度大嗌.......琴晚 d nurses 推咗佢入 dark room, 佢都唔知驚既.....佢可能

又想入 VIP room 啦.......

Feb 3 (Wed)

唉......今朝早有 d 超 disgusting 既嘢發生.......YUCK!!!! 今朝有個男

physiotherapist 扶斜前面床既阿婆起身行. 日日如事, 好平常, 所以冇為

意. 跟住聽到好似有 d yiu 嚷. Kind of 聽到個男人問: "做乜地下有 d 金

喺度既???"隨即連個女 physio 都嗌: "aiya, 嗰度都有呀....." 見個女人指住

我鋪床隔離既地下, 我就好好奇咁, "gut" 起身, "喼" 吓係乜嘢. "立" 吓眼見

到隔離個阿婆鋪床附近, 即係我鋪床既隔離再遠少少.....有兩粒好圓碌

碌既嘢.驟眼睇似係 d 嘢食跌咗落地下. 但係乜嘢食黎架??? 咁似街邊

d 大大粒魚旦既?? 連 d colour 都一模一樣. EE?? 但係呢度冇理由有魚旦

食架喎......再仔細 study 一吓.......OHHHHHH......NOOOOOOOOO.........

今次真係 SHHHIIITTTTTTT 喇..........嘩好核突呀, 我床底有冇??? 再立刻

望吓我 d 被有冇? 我個身呢?? 再望吓斜前面阿婆張床既地下, 又多幾粒

圓碌碌既........今次真係唔方唔 SHIT 喇........個護士走黎, 睇完之後, 問

我哋呢 6 張床既人: "邊個掉金?????" 我 LOOK 大眼, 一幅無辜樣咁望住

佢, 心唸: "嘩.....你唔係以為係我呀話......我個 D 邊有咁精緻呀......" 另

外一個 nurse 黎到, 指住我隔離床既阿婆話: "我唸係佢, 因為佢有前科....."

我都係咁唸, 因為佢真係又前科, 但係就唔係今次咁激......個 nurse inspect

個阿婆既手......E? 好扞淨喎.....再 inspect 一輪......真係佢, 因為見到有其

他圓碌碌 inside the old lady"s pants. 唉.....真係幾埋怨個阿婆, 就算喺呢度

係悶, 係無聊, 都唔係揾呢 D 嘢黎玩架 ma........不過佢成日喺度 sob 架,

聽 d nurses 講話個阿婆話佢生咗咁多仔女, 都冇一個黎睇吓佢........唉....

咁又真係唔係好見到有人黎探佢........唉..........其實佢係一個好 lonely 既

阿婆........唉......我而家就時不時 "裝" 吓佢隻手同個地下有冇金.......我真

係有 d 驚. 唉......唔驚得咁多......大覺訓先........

Feb 4 (Thur)

今日過得好平靜, 地下冇金, 隔離再隔離既女人嗌少咗, 聽講醫生開咗最

勁既止痛藥俾佢............yeah........so boring here that I can't help snooping

around on my ward-mates.....今朝醫生又揾個 little hammer 扑吓我隻痛腳.

扑吓前面膝頭, 踢一踢. 扑吓後面腳踭, 隻腳成隻死魚咁, 全無反應. 醫生

幫我轉咗一隻藥. 話對神經有幫助. 其實我而家隻腳唔郁佢都巳經冇咁痛,

但係企同行就仍然幾痛吓.......我唸, 我巳經同 doctor 同埋 physio講過 N

咁多次: "我真係真係好想可以快 D 行得番, 好似以前咁呀........."

Feb 5 (Fri)

又係嗰句, 番到黎屋企真係好. Check 完 emails, 就即刻洗頭沖涼......吹

番好個頭, 感覺真係好......望住鏡裏面既自己, 心唸: "我終於都似番個人

樣喇......" 今朝一早, 又係好期待醫生快 d 黎, 因為我要問佢今日係咪

可以出院, 如果唔得就俾我 home leave 兩日. 佢話我可以 home leave,

sunday night or monday morning 番黎, 新年前一定可以俾我出院. Ohhhh....

乜都聽佢吩咐啦.......我真係真係真係真係.........好想可以行得番呀.....

(yeah.... I know......又係嗰句.....)