Chinglish

"Oh! Your Chinglish is so funny! I like your cute accent, you can't hide where you are from, right?" said Singaporean schoolmate to Little Butterfly.

"Exactly!" replied Little Butterfly.

"Where you are from exactly in China?" asked Singaporean schoolmate.
"Hong Kong." said Little Butterfly.

"OMG! Hong Kons is not a very nice city, pollution and the culture." said (the fucking) Singaporean schoolmate.

"I love Hong Kong, anyway..." said Little Butterfly calmly.

Then, our British friend came and listened to our conservation, she looked at Little Butterfly with plenty of questions in her eyes and asked, "Speak English, I wanna know what you guys're talking about as well..."

"I am speaking English!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Singaporean schoolmate.

"You're!?!?!??!?!?!?" screamed British.

End of Story.....