朋友出trip趣事之印度篇

我有一個朋友因為工作的關係, 成日都要出去外國做野, 呢排佢去左印度, 原來都有不少趣事, 剛剛佢send左email俾我, 我睇完真係笑爆肚, 宜家就同大家分享一下佢email的內容:

A joke happened 3 mins ago....

India staff: Any plan for today lunch?
HK ppl: No curry pls
India staff: No pizza pls
HK ppl: No India food pls
India staff: No Chinese food pls
Project manager: Mc. Donald then
India staff: HK ppl take Mc. Donald and we order Subway
HK ppl: quarter pounder meal pls
India staff: our Mc. donald no beef
HK ppl: then pork sausage egg burger
India staff: No beef, pork. Chicken, Veggie and Fillet O fish only
HK ppl: shit 
India staff: everywhere on the street

估唔到佢的印度同事都咁風趣, 印度的問題真係除左食物, 還有地方的清潔問題. 一個香港女仔去到, 其實都幾難適應. 況且愛食牛肉既佢, 在印度乜都冇得好食, 又話 d curry 太油, 好多同事都食到胃痛, 真係鄧佢慘! 我諗要奉勸佢, 下次再出trip去印度, 帶定多d牛肉杯麵或牛肉乾之類既野食, 匿o係酒店食, 應該問題不大吧? XD